The Groundbreaking No One Was Invited To
By Michael Phillips, MDBayNews📍 Annapolis, MD — November 3, 2025 On Monday, a handful of city and county officials...
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Frederick County’s Latest Horror Show: A School Board Meeting Gone Wild
Ah, Frederick County, Maryland—where school board meetings now resemble open-mic night at a downtown comedy club. The...
The “Talk-Back Tour”: Maryland Democrats Pretend to Listen While Plotting More Tax Hikes
The Maryland Democratic Party (MDP) has a new gimmick: the “Talk-Back Tour.” Sounds edgy, right? Like some grassroots...
Ten Ways Governor Wes Moore Has Impoverished Marylanders — And Why It’s Time to Rethink His Agenda
By Michael Phillips When Wes Moore was elected governor, many Marylanders bought into the soaring rhetoric of "Leave No One...
Democracy by Design? More Like Districts by Design: Andy Ellis Says Maryland Voters Are Being Played
By Michael Phillips Let’s play pretend for a second. Imagine you live in a state where your vote doesn’t really...
The One Percent That Terrifies Annapolis: Why Andy Ellis Says Maryland Is Built to Silence You
By Michael Phillips In Maryland politics, you don’t need 51% to win—you just need 1% to matter.At least, that’s the...
Maryland’s Rigged System? Andy Ellis Says the Real Power Problem Is in Annapolis
By Michael Phillips Let’s play a game. Imagine you live in a state where elections are decided before you vote,...
How Many Ways Can Governor Wes Moore Gaslight Maryland?
By Michael Phillips If there's one thing Governor Wes Moore has perfected, it's the art of promising everything and...
“For the Kids” or For the Cash? Maryland Democrats Eye New Soda Tax to Fix Their Fiscal Mess
By Michael Phillips In yet another move that proves the Maryland Democratic playbook is nothing more than a cycle of tax,...
Montgomery County Executive Race: Over/Under Odds for 2026’s Dysfunction DerbyBy Political Party Animals | June 2025 Edition
By Michael Phillips As the race to replace outgoing Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich begins to resemble a political...
🌱Justice League… of Sustainability: Andy Ellis Reveals His Top 10 Favorite Superheroes (and Why They’d Totally Vote Green)🌱
If you thought politics in Maryland couldn’t get any weirder, meet Andy Ellis — Green Party gubernatorial candidate,...
Stretching Toward Annapolis: Andy Ellis and the 10 Best Places to Downward Dog Your Way Into the Governor’s Mansion
Maryland may be politically twisted, but no one stretches quite like Andy Ellis—Green Party candidate, backyard chicken...
Globalists in Annapolis: Who Does Chris Van Hollen Really Work For?
It’s official: Maryland’s political class is more concerned about the feelings of foreign nationals with criminal...
Is Justin Ready… Running for President? Local Senator Accused of Caring Too Much
By Political Party Animals & MD Bay NewsOne brings the jokes. The other brings the receipts. It started, as these...
Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events
By Political Party Animals and MD Bay News In a shocking revelation that has everyone from Annapolis to Allegany County...
Gridlock and Grandstanding: Maryland’s 10 Worst Traffic Nightmares — And What Wes Moore Isn’t Doing About Them
Maryland: Come for the crabs, stay because you're stuck on the Beltway.As traffic piles up like bills after a legislative...
Andy Ellis: Maryland’s Green Crusader Ready to Ruffle Feathers
In the political landscape of Maryland, where the usual suspects dominate the scene, Andy Ellis emerges as the Green...
Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age
By Michael Phillips, Political Party Animals Editor-at-Beats You might remember Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove from...
10 Brilliant New Things Wes Moore Can Tax Now That Maryland’s Already Broke
ANNAPOLIS, MD — With Maryland’s $5.5 billion surplus torched faster than a government diversity retreat budget, and a...
Maryland Sued for Keeping Elections as Exclusive as a Georgetown Dinner Party
ANNAPOLIS, MD — In what can only be described as a moment of shocking common sense, a legal challenge has been filed...
Come to Maryland! (Just Kidding—Please Don’t)
So... Nobody Wants to Move to Maryland Anymore. Shocker. After decades of steady growth, it turns out the Old Line State is...
Marco Rubio Schools Van Hollen: A Senate Smackdown and a Wake-Up Call for Term Limits
Washington, D.C. – Today’s Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing was supposed to be a routine check-in on the...
Moody’s Downgrade Is a Wake-Up Call—And Maryland’s Leadership Hit Snooze
Moody’s just stripped Maryland of its prized AAA credit rating for the first time in over half a century. For most...
Already Eyeing the Exit? Wes Moore’s National Dreams Leave Maryland in the Rearview
Wes Moore swept into office on a wave of inspiration, charisma, and lofty rhetoric. Maryland voters were promised a new era...
OPINION | The Case for Term Limits: Why It’s Time to Retire America’s Political Dinosaurs
In the United States, we like to believe in democracy, accountability, and fresh ideas. But take a walk through the halls...