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Montgomery County Executive Race: Over/Under Odds for 2026’s Dysfunction DerbyBy Political Party Animals | June 2025 Edition

By Michael Phillips As the race to replace outgoing Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich begins to resemble a political...

Battle for the Throne of Dysfunction: Montgomery County Executive Race Kicks Off with a Stampede of Self-Appointed Saviors

By Michael Phillips It’s official: the race to replace outgoing Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich has begun—and...

The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

By Political Party Animals & Maryland Bay News In a stunning and historic announcement that shocked absolutely no one,...

Is Justin Ready… Running for President? Local Senator Accused of Caring Too Much

By Political Party Animals & MD Bay NewsOne brings the jokes. The other brings the receipts. It started, as these...

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

By Political Party Animals and MD Bay News In a shocking revelation that has everyone from Annapolis to Allegany County...

Crashing Costs: How Maryland’s Traffic Congestion Is Driving Up Accidents — and Wrecking More Than Just Commutes

Maryland drivers don’t need another traffic study to tell them what they already know: congestion is out of control. But...

BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called Toxic

In what experts are calling “the most expensive man-to-man conversation in history,” the Democratic National Committee...

Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

By Michael Phillips, Political Party Animals Editor-at-Beats You might remember Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove from...